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did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993
Hooch is crazy
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THINK FATTY. THINK.
No, no and no. The reason why your friends are in relationships and you aren’t is because it is not your time yet. Good relationships don’t just fucking happen. The reason why some clothes may not look good on you is because they were made to look good on mannequins and models that often neglect to represent what the majority of women look like in this day and age. There is no reason to be embarrassed to wear a swim suit. Wear what you want. The reason you will never be an actress or a singer is because society sucks and it is tough as shit to be recognised for talent but if you try hard enough it will happen. The reason why you will never have the chance to fully enjoy life is posts like this shit above telling you that you’re not good enough when you are.
So the next time you say “Just one more bit” take two more bites coz the thing you’re eating is probably tasty as hell and if you wont eat it lord knows I will.
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If anyone cares I’m moving to a new tumblr so follow you know if you want or don’t. Just enjoy life.
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- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Me:
- Person:
- Me:
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
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